I took care of all that shit in high school.
Good thing I’m living with my parents…
I read this and I was laughing because this is my life already and the hangovers thing doesn’t even count because i can’t even drink alcohol therefore it’s more like the 8 worst things about college that actually apply to my life now as a high school senior anyway so I think i can handle it (even the roommate thing-i have a sister)
I feel that most of the stuff on it is over hyped.
This coming from someone who is going to be an RA this fall.
But freshman dorm bathrooms are the worst.
You’ll spend your nights wondering how they got it on the ceiling.
And it missed the part about the ultra sensitive smoke detectors and the one dumbass that sets it off at
4 in the morning because he forgot to add water to his easy Mac, resulting in a building wide evacuation :|
cool thing about choosing literally any major is that someone is gonna make you feel bad about it
Theatre major? You mean waiting tables for the rest of your life.
English major? Oh, so you want to be a school teacher.
Art major? Enjoy poverty you hipster.
Anthropology major? Was history too hard for you?
History major? What can you even do with that?
I’ve heard all of these before.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene